(NSFW) Drinking is good for your sex life

i'm going to illustrate with this...

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends, you wore your fav lil black dress which compliments your figure. You know you look good, heads turn as you walk pass them.

A few cocktails arrived in front of you and you took a drink. They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well. He is witty, humorous and really smart.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you

You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred....

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound

As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night ....

With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...
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hahahaha....i got this from a friend and wish to dedicate this entry to the sui poh..~ becareful of those Aussie men out there!

Posted by Twinklewit at Friday, March 09, 2007 2 phebees  

A work-out session with my rat

Yesterday evening, my rat walked me.

It all happened after dinner, my sis accidentally found out that my rat has learned to respond to her name. She tested out by going to the end of the room and called her name..

sis: Phebee! come here..... come here Phebee~

Phebee (Paused, looked at her, responded by a combination of bounce, skip, and run to her feet, licks her toes) How she ran towards my sis reminds me of a lil girl skipping towards her parents with joy and happiness. It was just soooooooooo cute!! beh tahan! kawaii until can die!

We took turns and did it a few more times.... and the rat responded the same way mimicking the pace we ran across the room, literally tire both of us out. This should tell you how unfit we are.

Here is a picture of her, i have her since she is a baby ratty. This picture was taken when she is still small and hangs around on my study table.




isn't she adorable??


Some Random Facts about Phebee

location: a pet shop on Petaling street, bought her for RM 8

Age: coming march she will be 1 year old

Size: About 17cm in length excluding tail, has a fat bum.

Loves: to be near people, back massages, to be scratched behind her ears, to manja! (a lot! and does it very often), Food!- likes leafy veggies and carrots, seafood like prawns and crabs, and durian too. She doesn't really fancy pork or chicken or beef. Her ultimate favourite, like most ladies out there is.... chocolate!

Behaviour: Shows affection and acceptance through licking and grooming your fingers, sometimes got mood swing, dosen't like strangers, loves to be around ppl she knows.

I let her out from her cage every alternate day to let her roam freely. She does not run away, will come out when it's near dinner time. Although i won't say that letting her out is totally risk free, esp when sis and i are not around she likes to go into my mom's room either to lick her toes or to rub herself against her. Of course, my mom would react violently and scream her head off threatening to throw the rat out of the window.

A lot of people ask me why do i keep a rat, it seemed so dirty and unhealthy. Well i guess after so many years of having hamsters i want to keep a more interesting pet, a pet which i can interact with. As what most hamsters do is to eat, sleep and runs on the wheels (no offence to the hamster lovers out there).

I can get a hamster's trust in 2 weeks, but my rat took me 2 months. It's like getting to know a new friend, she will gradually come closer to you and know you. Can't push her or use food to bribe her, no use one.... Need to gain her trust by spending quality time with her.

Just as i'm posting this up she is up on my book shelf looking down at both of us smelling my books. So anyone out there wanna try to have a rat? you won't regret! er.. maybe your mom will...

Posted by Twinklewit at Tuesday, February 27, 2007 4 phebees