(NSFW) Drinking is good for your sex life

i'm going to illustrate with this...

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends, you wore your fav lil black dress which compliments your figure. You know you look good, heads turn as you walk pass them.

A few cocktails arrived in front of you and you took a drink. They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well. He is witty, humorous and really smart.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you

You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred....

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound

As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night ....

With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...
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hahahaha....i got this from a friend and wish to dedicate this entry to the sui poh..~ becareful of those Aussie men out there!

Posted by Twinklewit at Friday, March 09, 2007  

2 phebees:

Urgh...Thats hideous!! She made love to a Gorilla!!!

Dree said...
10 March 2007 at 23:20  

ohh yeashhhh i think i'll have another drink and get drunk. at least he will look less harry and cute. LOL!

teckiee said...
9 October 2007 at 21:33  

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